I obviously don’t do anything right according to your standards. What the fuck ever.

voxamberlynn:

SWORD HOLDER!

(Source: iraffiruse)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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lunariums:

fuckin same
"Embrace your ten thousand horrible demons and your ten thousand beautiful demons."


mymodernmet:

Illustrator Lili Chin's adorable series Dogs of the World illustrates 192 breeds of dogs grouped according to geographical origin.

shai-leee:

nocturnalkissing:

asluttyvirgin:

grrrrrlbaby:

Fathers and babies, priceless

Although the yoga one is a mother, still melts my heart.

my ovaries hurt

I really hope I’m blessed enough to be a father one day.

(Source: ikabubu)

rendigo:

thanks, satan kitty